Home till TUESDAY!

Sick...coughing lungs out...nose block...having hard time breathing...stomach feels funny...and seeing things blur...and because of that I went to ask for MC...and am home now for 3days...but going back on Tuesday because of Wesak holiday which in also another 3days and it starts on Sunday...and the Commander didn't give me my phone...MY PHONE!!! STUPID MAN!

I WANT VODKA!!!

OMG!

I hate all the pictures that I took back in camp! I look a total mess! And while I was gone why didn't anyone tell me that a flat chest flirt became an extreme sluttish flirt that people vote the highest on my friends list of singles to date! And I have a major headache every time I cough! Well here's another story that I've heard in NS that I just remembered; And oh...just realize this cute I've met from camp she's from Sabah if I'm not mistaken or Sarawak...gosh I'm horrible! But right now I sort of feel like crying! Cause she's gone home for good she has been considered ended the program...haihz...anyway;

Dorm D
It's always either Dorm D or C that sotong's from there keep having visits from the underworld? Well my friend told me one night that one of the Chinese girls heard someone crying so she just looked up and saw someone sitting on the bed crying and another girl rush towards the crying girl, so she didn't bother and went back to sleep; but then that's when things turn out to be a little strange..because the girl who went towards the crying one panicked and woke the previous girl up and asked her to call the jurulatih...and so she did...and when she arrive back with the jurulatih everyone looked freaked out...they said the girl crying wasn't one of the girls...it was something else.

More NS Stories

Now before I get to the main topic updates on my life...it's mating season for...ANIMALS! Took Ginger for a walk while wrapping up her poop hmm...I heard her yelp and saw a Labrador next to me...sum it up followed me home and marked my house with his pee which I washed away once he left after my dad threw a stone at him... Still having fever...doctor says if I'm not better to come see him again and if my nose bleeds to take me straight to the emergency room...Dotz.

Sabah, Sarawak Girls?
Well..from what I've observe ALL Sabah and Sarawakien girls that do their brows are so thin they look like they've been drawn on it's ridiculous! And ugly!

Well my dorm mate from Sarawak if I'm not mistaken she's the ONLY person staying back in camp during the holiday the rest are going home because they have been selected for Form6 including her best friend who attended the same secondary school with her, and another girl is going home for the holiday...she could follow one of us home during the holiday but her mom wouldn't allow it.

Another girl from either Sabah or Sarawak (not very nice person) she was so happy and excited when she found out she got picked for Form6 when she got a call from the office informing her that her father had passed away..from what I've heard his been very sick for a long time...guess it's time for him to go.

Mr. Shuffle? Or Poser?
His average height, has muscles..ya whatever..and...BLACK! Hey every guy in camp is black except for this dude whose really tall..really thin..who even though is darker now still is VERY fair...back to "Mr. Shuffle" I have no idea why I nicknamed him that but I think it's because a girl I met from Sabah which is crazy but in a good way keeps "shuffling" when he came over to exchange an Mp3 player with one of the Dorm H girls...which at that time was like what the heck? Cause he has an Mp3 player but he keeps wanting to listen to this other girls Mp3 player...well he actually does break dance and pomping...however it's spelled I don't really bother cause he ain't that O SO GOOD IN IT...but he likes to act like he is..well every time I see him I pretty much stare at him so he keeps his distance from me...you see on Thursday and Friday everyone from different religions will go to separate classes and listen to teachers from their respective temples give talks and teachings and then prayers..same goes for us Christians...well one of that Thursday I lost my voice...I cough till I lost my voice and Mr. Shuffle had to talk to me on that day! He said he has "never" seen me smile before...and my friend defended me with the usual weak comment "she doesn't smile cause your ugly"...and he HAD to say "Don't smile for others, smile for yourself" and he did like this so cool emo pose O-PLEASE! it turned out nothing like that! I was so pissed off when I heard that...I was screaming in my head! "WHAT THE HAM? Oh give me a break..I'll smile when I wanna!" ....but seriously I look like a walking zombie all the time. And from what I heard his a chain smoker cause his teeth are all black..he went to a private school...and he took a break midway through his studies to come to NS..his studying Fashion Designing once he gets his Diploma his going to Paris to further his studies and his mom's an Interior Designer...But his leaving early anyway..cause all his "friends" have gone home to continue their studies.

Sotong's...
Rude, racist...I think we all know that already...some are nice...some are only nice when they want things from you...greedy..smell...hmm...and we have to let them do everything first because they have to go for prayer they always use the same line "Let xxxxx go 1st...we have to go xxxxxxxxx....yah whatever...so they take the food 1st and we get whats left of the "food" and they hug onto the shower till there's no more water left...but a bunch of us don't give a damn anymore...we just push our way to the food and shower...it's every girl for herself!

Bathroom Nightmare...
Girls always wanna look pretty but most girls should go to HYGIENE SCHOOL! I'll even go as far as to opening one! They can't even aim their anus into the hole and poop and they don't bother to flush or pour water! And what on earth is wrong with them! The bathroom drain hole is always blog cause some morons! Keep leaving rubbish inside or BARS of soap! so when you go in you on the shower..if their water...the water accumulates and you see bugs, dirt, hair floating up...and the water smells like pee...blood...it's so disgusting...

NS Stories

Well first of all I am still sick...my throat is seriously soar right now..And Jo got me an MP4!! Gosh I love her~ now I can go back NS listening to some decent music! Well music that I like hahax..
Breaks On Saturday&Sunday
we actually get a period of time to sleep during the weekends from about 1pm-5pm well actually if you skip lunch which is at 12.30pm you can sleep from that time on to around 5pm...around 5+ we need to line up in the dewan waste time listening to them bullshit and keep bullshitting... Actually we weren't suppose to have breaks which is absurd! Because they make us push ourselves to the limit hanging around the dewan with activities and etc etc and we don't get enough rest it's stressful AND insane...but all that change cause a girl from camp tried to kill herself and as a result they force her into postponement and sent her home until next year...what a shame..poor girl.

Not Cicak Man
Well earlier last month while my friend and I were washing out used food trays, there's buckets of soap water and sponges and as I was waiting my turn we look into the bucket and there was a huge lizard dead inside it's tail cut off and a bruise on it's head and this malay girl keep using the sponge to soak up the soap water without looking...we freaked out and quickly find another bucket of soap water...mind you that dead cicak infested bucket of soap water was practically ALMOST empty!

Ghosts?
Well here's the thing...Dorm H is the last dorm so it's situated in the very inside of the camp which is pretty much a jungle and the girls keep saying they always see something white floating around the trees at night and it keeps changing places...and then there's the whole SOTONG superstitions...like washing your pads so that pontianak won't come after you..don't bath once the sun sets or the water ghost will appear...don't sing while you shower or you'll marry an old man...never laugh too loud or too crazy or bad things will happen to you...

Kutu?
Just found out recently while I was lining up behind an indian girl from my dorm when I was a brown bug long body crawled out of her hair and crawled back in..mom told me it could be a tick from the bed or something that sucks your blood...either way it's grouse and creepy....so everyone keeps their distance from her...except those that don't know about her hair...

Well that's all for now...I'm very tired still having fever...throat is dry and hurting.

I WANT STARBUCKS! SOMEONE TREAT ME A JAVA CHIP GRANDEE!

Ms.Spoiled/ Daddy's Lil Girl

Well I actually hate having to post a super long post on NS right now cause once the thoughts come they end up storming in my head like a Tsunami...let me see getting there on the 1st day was a disaster, as usual the people there were no help...when I called them and ask for direction they ended up asking why I was going there and if I was going there to report myself in and if I was there by postponement...Well DUH! Just give me the direction to get there already!! Then when I got there I felt that it wasn't that bad...until I went to got ALL my clothes and shoes at once and my dorm wasn't open yet and I had to drag all my belongings and uniforms there and trust me it's SO FAR FROM MY DORM!! Till I hurt my arm and couldn't sleep well...And I skipped lunch...And the nightmare begin after dinner and when it was time for shower...O-ALL-THAT-IS-NOT-HALAL-WHAT-THE-HAM! The bathroom is so... ... ... I burst into tears when I could get a vacant cubical to take my shower! The drain was clocked! So there was this mini 2inch pool of gray water+dirt+bug+hair....yup...

And *smiles, with dangerous look in eyes* I want to kick everyone who says they stuffed you with food and whoever who gain weight during NS! Are you kidding me?! Seriously! The food... = Chicken...so far only fried in different styles/fish(more like one day fish the next day chicken), fruit(so far..I've seen papaya,banana and honey dew, vege(either half cooked or over cooked or old vege(yellowish leaves)), some sup which contains bunch of stuff I'm too lazy to identify or curry(only serve one of each at a time). Can't get much decent sleep..not a surprise...And the place is ridiculously HOT! And they want us to be COVER UP! And all my uniform tops are L size! When I fit perfectly fine in an S or an XS! And one of the shoes is so uncomfortable even the girls I met complain their feet hurt as brutally much as mine! the toe area is tight but the back is so loose you can't possibly run in it without loosing your shoe.

But so far it's the same routine...
5.30 = Wake up...Shower(if your crazy enough to take the cold)...exercise/kawat kaki(so far been skipping due to insane gastric! the people don't understand how gastric works! It's not how many times they feed us! It's eating at the right timing for one with gastric! If I wake up at 5.30 I have to eat something before 6 or I'll get major gastric!), breakfast..rush back to dorm..change, go to some self-help class..break...class again..lunch...change...listen to some talk...OK..i suddenly can't remember what's next haha...

Fact is I may complain about it in my blog right now..but Wing Tsun is right..he knows I have insecurity issues..which I have no idea how he knows! Damn you Wing Tsun! Going to Khidmat Negara...it definitely showed how lowly I see myself and how spoiled I am and how I absolutely fall flat on my face under pressure..And yet I am some how surprise how I can somehow manage to bounce back up on my feet...at first when I laugh within my newly found group of friends which I have quite a hard time communicating as my mandarin ain't that good..but it's OK..I laugh with them but it was all meaningless and empty and I laugh cause I should laugh...but on the 3rd day I actually didn't feel that empty...I know I'll get use to the place and there be a lot more activities and I should try them out no matter how stupid I may look or how ridiculous I may preform the stuns...And even though I still feel that the whole Khidmat Negara is a serious waste of time and it's not a waste of time even though they pay me RM450 after the whole thing...I mean my cough got worst...even now I sound like I'm loosing my voice...gastric is getting worst and I got cold! All in one week! Even the person in charge at the "clinic" recognizes me! But I know God put me there for a reason...

More updates when ever I get holidays and am able to come home...sorry I didn't update once I got home cause I went to the government clinic and the medic they gave me is so strong they knocked me out until today...or maybe it's cause I'm sick and I need more rest...

-THEY BANNED CUP NOODLES!!!-